Ameliorate Physician

Come,
come here…

You’re crying,
why?

What happened?

Oh I see…

I’m sorry, let me kiss it and make it all better.

(Sniffles) That doesn’t work…

Weird, well it should, it always worked when Grandma did it.

Where does it hurt?

My foot.

Your foot? Oh okay, well wait right here
I’ll go get the saw and cut it off
So it doesn’t hurt anymore.

No! Daddy, you can’t do that.

You’re right, I should take the entire leg.

(Giggles and sniffles)

You’re right, I’ll kiss it and make it better.

Dad!